crunching chips

staying up wayyy too late talking to a friend on the phone

“Why were you up so damn late last night?!”
“Sorry I was crunching chips with a friend”

by cylerguy May 3, 2021

carrot crunching cowboy

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

snoodie crunch

well defined "fat ass" pussy

"Tonight i will try to hook up with my girl and get some snoodie crunch!"

by youwantrobert January 27, 2009

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

crunchworthy

Adj. Someone or something deserving attention from the masses.

1. Auguste and willies performance in Dressed to Kill was truly crunchworthy, so says many of their critics.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

Crunchy Vocals

when vocals have kind of a heavier sound to them, sort of a rasp.

"gerard way has some crunchy vocals!"

by motherfuckinggenius April 14, 2010

Crutch Wiener

Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.

Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.

by The Void 87 October 9, 2012