cooter

vagina, a term of endearment

youve got one hell of a cooter on you

by cooter time December 24, 2008

Cooter

Little oasis between the leggs of a fine female, clean and well kept- the cooter is the king of the pussy slang because it doesnt oozzzze classlessness
and if you can find one to call your own you better eat it up- cuz the cooter changes aliances fast!

I have the cutest cooter! BoooHAHA

by Tabitha May 13, 2005

cooter fart

a queef

man it smells like a cooter fart in here

by Justice October 16, 2002

cooterschnitzel

A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.

Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?

by Shanaynay Diannegilo December 27, 2007

cooterslant

a cooter thts slanted... a slanted pussy ({\})

Kenny: aww man she was sooo hot until..
Josh: til when?
Kenny: till she showed me her pussy.. it was fuckin tilted
Josh: THAT BITCH GOT THE COOTERSLANT

by bLiTz07 December 20, 2007

Contempish

A combination of the words "Contemporary" and "Issues". A course taken by cool students at Choate Rosemary Hall theat studies Global and National political problems or events

1. I learned about Illegal Immigration in Contempish.

2. Hey Nick, see you in Contempish.

by Qwerty Asbnm October 28, 2006

Conte Job

When you give someone a blow job while and you stick your finger in their anus and continually moves your fingers as if you are using a Trumpet.

"No matter how hard Jeremy tried last night he never could perform an actual Conte Job well"

by Jason Flanders May 25, 2008