Cunfuzzled

If you are cunfuzzled you arw both confused and puzzled. Something can also be cunfuzzleing to you, which means its is confusing and puzzling.

“That math homework left me Cunfuzzled“

by Miny mouse June 27, 2023

Confuzzle Fucked

To be in an incredibly stressful and confusing situation, where you see there is no fixing the problem.

I was at work yesterday and realized all my coworkers had left, all our supplies was not where I remember it, and a family of 10 just came in, I am very confuzzle fucked

by LemonShake32 August 3, 2023

Confuzled

A fun way to say that you are confused

"Man Julie, I am REALLY confuzled.."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 25, 2023

Confuzzeled

Trademarked by Sarah Marie French

I am thoroughly confuzzeled.

by Frenchie III January 31, 2024

Confuzzle

The state of being "Confused" and "Puzzled" at the same time, claimed to have been created by Max Horowitz from the 2009 film "Mary and Max".

"Marjorie Buttersworth confuzzles me"

by AspieEmma February 16, 2024

Couzzle

Couzzle: compound pronoun (i think) combining the two words "cousin", and "puzzle" term for a person or group of people related due to inbreeding, whether it be severe generational deformation, or merely a chance distant relation among peers

Person1: Hey did you hear about Sierra and Jared?

Person2: no? What's up?

Person1: well... word on the street is that they're couzzels!!!

Person2: what that's crazy

Person1: yeah, and when Sierra marries Michael, Jared and Michael will be related as well !

Person2: well now that means when Jared and jenna get married she will be couzzle to Michael and Sierra also!!

by Bert's berd July 1, 2024

cafuzzled

to be deeply confused and unsure about something you were just told, in particular something you should already know a lot about

john: so how do you think you did on that nuclear decay test?
jim: bro i was so cafuzzled i think i failed for sure

by eagerfilthycousin December 2, 2024