A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....
by Jessmeow January 27, 2018
Get the Coma Blanket mug.A gorgeous town located in British Columbia, Canada, populated my a bunch of old shits. If you are a teenager that lives in Comox, there is high chance suicide is on the table. We do have one mall, it includes a Canadian Tire, an Ardene... that’s it. And if you go to Highland, I sincerely apologize.
Friend from Vancouver: I would love to live here. It’s like so cute and quiet!
Friend from Comox: That’s nice. I will be murdering you in your sleep.
Friend from Comox: That’s nice. I will be murdering you in your sleep.
by Jizz socks December 14, 2019
Get the Comox mug.When you go home after a week of working at the manufacturing plant and pass out for the whole weekend because life is meaningless and nothing matters.
by kamakazy13 July 24, 2020
Get the CoMaCose mug.Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 22, 2020
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by CompX.Ark May 25, 2021
Get the CompX mug.Comama. When a guy is trying to walk his dog and it gets loose and approaches a Large tittied woman. Dog being the guys first priority starts to say "come here" but notices big titty woman and ends with "mama". Though the woman and dog only hear the jarbled "Comama". Also Comama: when your walking (possibly with dog) and you see a big titty lady/big titty lady walking her dog. She is a Comama. Or if your mom/any female family member/ female friend has your back/ is you co pilot/ is your wingwoman. She is a Comama as well.
Also a comama is a woman who helps another woman raise her child/pet.
Also a comama is a woman who helps another woman raise her child/pet.
"Hey rex com-mama.... Hello miss!"
"Hey susan thanks for being my comama to the club!" "Lucy thanks for being a comama to Jacob with me."
"Hey susan thanks for being my comama to the club!" "Lucy thanks for being a comama to Jacob with me."
by McAlleyJay November 18, 2021
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