Colter

When a guy who has been with a girl for a really long time makes up a rumor/lie that hes gay to break up with her and not break her heart/make her have a bitch fit.

"Dude, Rob broke up with Wendy today."
"Oh really? I bet she flipped the fuck out."
"Nah, he told everyone he was gay, he pulled a fuckin' Colter."

by chrisdonathan January 28, 2009

colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦

Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.

by You're a cool April 26, 2017

contenet

complete lack of being able to function in the world but not to the point of mental disability

I swear Nancy was contenet in English today- it was like she could barely talk!

by creative pseudonym Elimn8er4 August 30, 2017

explicit content

When you try to explain porn in a boomer-friendly way.

Person: Shh! Don't let the teacher know I'm watching some porn
Joe bob: ok bro, i gotchu
Joe bob: sir, we are just watching explicit content

by Boredom_awardom April 10, 2022

contend

compete for something; engage in contest; measure oneself against others

The Hunger Games, a perfect place to contend against competitors.

by #1darkhorsefan July 22, 2014

Colton

A penis in the butt hole

Wow that feels good Colton harder uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

by tinkle1234567890 October 19, 2019

coltonesque

1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.

2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.

3. A power-tripping system administrator.

Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.

I'm not hiring that guy! He's too coltonesque.

by udu2 November 16, 2011