My Little Coomer

Max

Max you’re my little coomer~

by FuckyouLucas October 23, 2019

Colerain Cry

A cry by colerain people when they don't get what they want so they don't speak.

Nick started the colerain cry after he messed up the power hour and went silent for 35 minutes

by Bo Vicer November 4, 2010

Crem de la Colbert

A snack invented by TV icon Stephen T. Colbert, consisting of an Original flavor Pringle, topped with whipped cream, which is then topped with another Original flavor Pringle.

There are other versions, such as the "Sour Cream and Onion" Crem de la Colbert, the "Pizza" Crem de la Colbert, and the recently discontinued "Taco Night" Crem de la Colbert.

"I was just diagnosed with diabetes, it must have been my love for Crem de la Colbert."

by No Need to be Named April 6, 2010

commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.

by William Agush October 30, 2006

coomer

Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.

Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!

by r3tardslol January 19, 2020

Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010

steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007