Traeger Chef

A Traeger chef is someone who buys a Traeger grill and then thinks they’ve become a pit master. All they can do is set a dial and follow the instruction manual, BBQ for dummies, while convenient for the unskilled it will never be the best.

Shane-Man I got a Traeger, got all my Traeger spices, gonna smoke everything because now I’m the greatest man to ever smoke sausage.
Real Man- that Shane he’s quite the Traeger chef. 🙄

by Big Rig 69 May 11, 2019

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019

Binners/chefs ring

Binners ring or chefs ring is the term given to a bum hole that has been subject to hours of intense heat and friction associated with the work activity’s of bin men or chefs. A tacky hoop that has become itchy and chaffed through the day.

Christopher had developed a chronic case of Binners/chefs ring during his shift today. His piece was so sore and itch that he had to apply a dusting of talc to provide relief.

A paste has now formed....

Andy has been running around behind the bin truck all day, emptying bins as fast as he can so he can leave work early. The consequence of running in hi-vis pants all day .... a tacky hoop and ultimately a fatal dose of binners ring

by Ste the von September 13, 2019

best chef

the best chef is the coolest chef and most hated person in the world

best chef is gay

by coool boy September 6, 2020

Diamond Chef [DXU]

The most awesome person on the planet. He's not from planet Earth tho because Earth is wack.

Guy: Diamond Chef DxU is so cool I'd turn gay for him.
Guy2: Me too bro!

by CatInTheHat292 September 13, 2020

ghetto chef

A cook that puts together a meal made from cheap, processed and prepackaged food.

Lunch tastes like shit, the the ghetto chef thinks KD & canmed tuna is a gourmet casserole.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021