cranney

Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.

That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.

by Brendan s October 15, 2007

Channel

A "Channel" is the name of an individual "Chatroom" on IRC. Also Known As: Chan

<Cha> Hey, anyone wanna head over to my chan?

by Beska May 13, 2005

Channy

Referring to one who is morbidely obese, and/or has eaten a close relative.

EX 1:
Person 1: "Hey i'm running for president, any tips?

Person 2:"Yeah let channy vote for you so you can get a 10 person lead."

Ex 2:
Martin: "I saw it, i saw this huge hideous creature walking toward me!"

Gabe: Oh, thats just channy air drying.

Channy: Giggidy

by Pej-e March 30, 2009

flipping the channels

When a male participates in sexual activities, including foreplay, sex, or oral sex, with 4 or more females which are below his standards. This usually occurs when one is desperate for any sort of action due to one being extremely horny and is followed by depression brought on by being made fun of for your actions.

Sometimes pronounced with an urban street accent: flippin' da channels.

"I was just flippin' the channels at the hotel after prom with Carole, Ashley, Ana, and Megan."

"Ugh, Sunny you sick fuck where have your standards gone!? All of those girls are uglier than your mom"

by Macdaddy May 15, 2005

chili channel

Rectum, Anus.

Darlene likes it in the4 chile channel

by Hormel January 9, 2004

Channel Tunnel Funnel

The portal to a rather smelly and unpleasant area.

After a night on the booze and Kebabs, Noel opened the door of the Channel Tunnel Funnel and gave birth to a dead otter.

by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006

Channel

The cool girl but tries to be sexy and vapes all the time on live she uses slang that people find very annoying

She definitely a channel

by Charzard_15 March 18, 2019