Calcustum

A type of STD usually contracted through oral sex. It can be very contagious and can have very severe effects such as malnourishment and even a dry sore tongue

The man had gotten a Calcustum overnight

by The_Vindaloo_Gamer February 17, 2022

Călcâiul de milioane

Legendary saying.

Trans:The million Dollar heel.

Romanians like to watch Football that's why when we do some nice tricks we say that it was made possible by our million dollar heel.

Me:I'll go to the toilet.
Also me:hit's the table with the heel while standing up
Me to my friends:It was caused by my Călcâiul de milioane.

by gladiatoros April 19, 2022

calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.

by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022

Calciulitis

Something Pam McDaniel may have. Also something Jordan Duff made up.

Pam has calciulitis. It’s bad.

by billboyer June 24, 2022

Calculator

for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok

I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2

by shay_girlz July 18, 2022

Calculism

The worshipping of calculus to the math god Mathius.

“My religion is calculism. I worship Mathius. The math god.”

by Hot _Garbage_87 August 11, 2022

Calcutta Grow

A polite and well-mannered way to ask someone from India about the current length of their pubic hair.

How does Calcutta grow, Singh?

Oh, it’s been a while, daddy. I stopped shaving during lockdown and now it’s a forest (French: bois).

ululululu

by 1000x Better September 26, 2022