cankles

someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as thier calves. Calves blending right in with the ankles.

see anyperson's obese ankles in person.

by suzy que February 28, 2005

crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

cockles

When we go fishing we use cockles (shellfish) for bait, when we go fishing for guys (on the town) our bait is our titties so we call them cockles

The cockles aint catching many fish tonight..... *sigh*

by Allie July 17, 2004

cockle

a totally useless person who does totally pointless things on a regular basis such that someone might want to give them a silly name. Often used as a more polite although less expressive replacement for the word "cunt"
plural: cockles

pablo hidalgo is a cockle for sure

there are too many cockles around nowadays making up fucking stupid words like "cockle"

by realdealcockle July 15, 2006

Cankles

A fat girl with huge ankles in witches her thighs and ankles have no separation.

Did you see that girls Cankles ? God, she should not wear shoes with ankel sraps.

Man, her Cankles were so big she could not wear boots; the fat heffer!

by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007

Cankleblossom

Term of endearment for your cankley wife.
Or, a tattoo of a flower on a cankle.

Are you well tonight, my cankleblossom?

by RCColanotCocaorPepsi April 10, 2009

cankleitis

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010