fuck and cover

Having sex with an ugly man and then covering him up with a sheet.

"i cant believe you slept with him"
"i know! i had to fuck and cover"

by Elab September 21, 2009

Clever

Witty, sharp, and quick.

This word is often used when one can't top a friend's joke or comeback.

Henrietta: A thought just crossed my mind...

Bennifer: It must've been a long and lonely journey.

Henrietta (sarcastically): Clever.

by Fourhand451 September 13, 2010

Clowers

A group of old men with supreme martial arts skills that protect legless cows in a valley. (usually found in Britain)

The Clowers are considered to be monks by a lot of people.

by Jebbie Sans August 27, 2011

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

man hole cover

sanitary napkins

Stack the cases of man hole covers in the west warehouse, Junior.

by Buster Stronghart December 1, 2003

covered up

To be extremely busy at work or too important for your friends. At work, can be the byproduct of being voluntold to do several things.

Scott - You comin' out for the engagement party?
Dave - Can't man, i'm covered up until next week.

by Slimy Pete January 10, 2008

Cover Movie

An entertaining, usually light-hearted and family-friendly movie you watch while curled up in a dozen or so blankets (covers--hence the term) that requires little to no logic to understand, is likely a childhood classic and which brings back memories of the good old days.

see article: www.filmcrusade.com/what-is-a-cover-movie/

Frost-bitten and shivering from shoveling snow, goosebumps-laden Andrew went inside his cozy home, removed all of his clothes, asked his mother to make him some hot chocolate and immediately popped in a cover movie -- Back to the Future -- before diving into a mountainous pile of covers and falling asleep. Needless to say, when school was canceled the next day, Andrew had a lineup of quality flicks prepared for a day's long of cuddling - Sandlot, Home Alone and The Goonies.

The next day off from school he watched It's A Wonderful Life, followed by Masters of the Universe and Ernest Scared Stupid. He fell asleep and passed out before getting to Billy Madison or, his next choice, Revenge of the Nerds.

by C-Wach October 10, 2010