Oh My Chocolate Christ

Noun: the savior of all man kind but in chocolate form.

Oh My Chocolate Christ that girl is hot
Oh My Chocolate Christ were all gunna die

by Jwalken August 4, 2007

Jesus Christ

Interjection best used when in pain, surprise, or discontent. See also shit,holy shit.

Jesus Christ: I am your lord and savior. I have returned.
Person: Jesus Christ!

by Jesus Himself June 29, 2006

Jesus Tapdancing Christ

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

by Crazy Dick July 4, 2003

Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009

Jesus Christ

An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.

Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !

or

In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !

by MDog221 July 15, 2006

jesus H. christ

The H stands for Jesus' favorite fruit, honeydew melon.

"Jesus H. Christ! Will you please shut up already?!"

by LotsaPasta March 25, 2017

Gaura Christ

A common alternative to the phrase "Jesus Christ" used by Canadians.

"Gaura Christ! that's a spicy meatball!"

by wikiwitch November 25, 2018