bongunism

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.

"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"

by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013

Bonesaw MAGA

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.

Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.

by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

by M8Damon October 13, 2016

Bongo-Slamming

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

by alexovechkin September 22, 2014

Bong the Gong

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts

I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.

by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

Bongtonium

1. Some dank as fuck weed.
2. What Jamaica uses to power their atomic bong, rumored to have been cultivated at a secret weapons lab on Ganja Mountain.

1. Man, that was some straight up Bongtonium!
2. Hey mon, time to hit da atomic bong. Shit, we got no Bongtonium, mon!

by The Gun Monkey August 2, 2018