Gang Bangin' On Bacon

Being mad or upset early in the morning

Lynn: Good morning Bdb!
Bdb: Ain't nothing GOOD about it!
Lynn: Dang, you gang bangin' on bacon nigga?!

by BDB_ September 2, 2016

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!

by Amaretto Kramer February 10, 2006

Floor Bacon

Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.

"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"

by WestAvenger January 29, 2009

bacon

or it could just be food...

I loveses my bacon.

Sarah: God. I love bacon.
Lauren: Dude, I know. I know.

by Sarah April 15, 2005

back bacon

More commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast. Also known as the fat that sticks out of the sides of chicks who where clothes that are too tight, or wear high cut tops and low cut pants, leaving blubber or 'back bacon hanging out the side.

Holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that.

by Dr.D!gs June 17, 2004

vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

by poonfag October 14, 2009

bacon pussy

Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.

Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.

by john- john the madman April 7, 2009