Atlanta

The capital and most dangerous city in the South. The only city where you can own a 5-acre property within city limits or inside perimeter (ITP). Home to many rap artists and way too many black people. Known as A-town, ATL, and Hotlanta. Most people from south ATL think they're badass. Most people live in the suburbs because inner city sucks. Georgia Tech, Georgia State, and Emory are pretty much the only schools and they're all boring. Restaurants are decent and Atlantic Station is the only safe place to be at night. Aquarium is awesome and MLK museum is for the modern day black people who believe they suffered suppression firsthand. Overall a scary city with little redeeming qualities and an awful public transportation system (MARTA). There are 4 zones:

Zone 1: Bankhead and the Bluffs (rich people)
Zone 2: Buckhead and the north burbs - johns creek, Druid hills, Alpharetta
Zone 3: The shithole - college park, east point, Clayton
Zone 4: Adamsville.. Nothing
Zone 5: downtown/midtown

I'm from Smyrna, got lost on the MARTA and ended up in zone 3 Atlanta and later found a prison shank stuck in my back.. I don't remember walking down rice street!

by Atnalta October 24, 2012

Atlantis

Its called oregon, if anything is touching the ground, the mudd sucks it down into oblivion

ahhh MY HOUSE WENT TO ATLANTIS, OH CRAP!!!

by pinecone May 21, 2004

Atlanta Braves

Pathetic baseball franchise that hasn't won a World Series since 1995.

The Atlanta Braves are garbage.

by 3PACTVHD August 30, 2018

Atlanta Eagle

n. An infamously sketchy gay bar on Ponce De Leon Ave. in Atlanta (obviously). Has been the location of several police raids, one of which is under investigation.

Dan went to the Atlanta Eagle to find a couple of guys for a threesome.

by loop zoop November 13, 2011

North Atlantic Terrorist Organization

The largest terror group in the world, it has destroyed many third world countries during and post cold war. Its main goal is spreading imperialism as it is the most important American/Western interest.

"What does NATO stand for? Wrong answers only."
"North Atlantic Terrorist Organization."
"I said wrong answers only, North Atlantic Terrorist Organization is the largest terror group in the world."

by nar_nn August 13, 2022

Atlas

when you finally get a dog after waiting a long period of time.

After five long years of wanting a Bernese Mountain Dog, the couple approached their new puppy and cried out, "Atlas!"

by Atlas0817 February 6, 2017

chase atlantic

A terrible band with a lack of talent and an overuse of auto tune and repetitive melodies/chord progressions.

Person 1: Have you heard chase atlantics latest release?
Person 2: Yeah it sounds like when I take a shit at 3am!
Person 1: ……yes.

by XMSRE July 24, 2023