Aljosa

A retarded guy that has 0 hoes

Yo what's that guys name
His names Aljosa
Oh well shit

by Gejomir April 11, 2022

palo alto

A town where rich "moreopenmindedthanthou" hippies/yuppies inhabit starbucks and raise drug-addicted materialistic wiccan teenager girls who assault their mothers and don't go to jail because they're rich.

This town sucks.

Palo alto... sucks.

badly
badly.
badly.

by Downvoting Victim February 14, 2005

aljosa

a man with all of the females. Usually has an iq of 200. Has an inescapable fetish for traps

woah man ,aljosa just had an orgy with 15+ women.

by fatass tbh November 21, 2021

Alto

A person who looks Emo but really isn't. Usually associate with Emo's, and act pretty much like them. The only way to tell them apart is that they have a different attitude. It's all in the attitude.
See also: emo bean, wussy.
Derived from 'Alternative'. Pronounced 'AAHL-toe'

Damn i hate that bar it's full of Alto's.

No she's not emo, she's just Alto. She's an annoying wannabe groupie though . . .

Shut up, Alto-fag.

by Dikeman May 5, 2006

almost rape

When some creepy guy almost sticks it in your butt, but by some divine intervention your mom runs out into the backyard just in time to save your precious assholes virginity.

I know a guy named Miles who got almost raped.

by Aydes February 17, 2008

Alto

A man who, despite his hardships in acting manly, is constantly passed off as a woman. However girls dig gender-confused men, so he gets two pussies for one cheap price. Also may be banging his friend's girlfriend, too.

"Who's the hottest woman in Macross Frontier?"

"Alto Saotome, of course!"

by Ryoga-chan April 12, 2009

Alton

pikey filled area similar to bordon. family is linked between these two towns.

common conversation between someone from alton and another higher class person....
Person A "aiteee bruv"
Person B (An outsider) "Do i know you?"
Person A "nah but just being polite innit boi"

by -.-.-.- September 26, 2007