A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. 

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest. by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Funny man in a funny world

Anyone who replies sarcastically or in words with no meaning to another individual attempting to make a group gathering.

Mostly occurs over social media in group chats such as Snapchat and Instagram, or said allowed in person.

The phrase is to be said in response to the replier in order to undercut their sarcastic attitude.

Aidan: Who wants to watch a movie tonight?

Ethan: Chicken

Aidan: Funny man in a funny world hehe

Funny man in a funny world by NoImAidan October 19, 2019

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021

man in a boat

Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.

If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.

man in a boat by mojocracker January 28, 2004

Little Man In A Canoe 

The clitoris, nestled inside of the vagina.

Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.

Little Man In A Canoe by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest by Frainslug November 5, 2005

man in a mac 

a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.

....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'

man in a mac by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006