PNWD

PNWD, often pronounced PIN-wad, stands for Pacific Northwest Disease. This is a disease manifested by flabbiness, cellulite and pallid skin due to being stuck indoors and on the couch during the long winter months in Seattle and Portland. Women emerging in the first hot days of spring wearing shorts (and men) display the unfortunate and unsightly symptoms of pin-wad. See also NEDS, (New England Disease).

Wow that girl's white flabby legs bespeak of a bad case of PNWD.

by mojocracker July 15, 2011

NEDS

NEDS stands for New England Disease. This is a disease manifested by flabbiness, cellulite and pallid skin due to being stuck indoors and on the couch during the long winter months along the northern Atlantic seaboard. Women emerging in the first hot days of spring wearing shorts (and men) display the unfortunate and unsightly symptoms of NEDS. See also PNWD, (Pacific Northwest Disease).

Wow that girl's white flabby legs bespeak of a bad case of NEDS and whatnot.

by mojocracker July 15, 2011

man in a boat

Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.

If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.

by mojocracker January 28, 2004

submarine duty

Being forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable.

I had to work in the San Francisco office last week and it was, like, submarine duty.

by mojocracker August 19, 2011