March 24

National best person day, all the most amazing people are born on this day. No matter what other definition says, people born on this day are the most amazing, wonderful, attractive, excellent, fabulous, gorgeous people EVER.

Person 1: "Hey it's March 24th!"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "The best people in the world are born on this day, go make a party for all your March 24 friends and give them a lot of money!"

by Morion December 17, 2021

October 24

Watch Pokémon for a whole day

Friend: yo you wanna go get food?

You: no I can’t

Friend: why?
You: it’s October 24
Friend: FINEEE

by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021

July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

by Sisisigb July 17, 2021

July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

by Y0u3ef July 24, 2021

24 February

second world sex day! Everyone should have sex with their partner and not only ...

example: My love is 24 February I hope you do not have a headache ...
example:Let’s fuck

by Hello kitty the blue February 24, 2022

November 24

National stab the hottest person you know day!

Guy 1: *stabs*
Guy 2: WHY TF DID U STAB ME
Guy 1: it's.. November 24
Guy 2: Oh...is that so? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

by Mxvoidfall November 23, 2021

June 24

Someone who is really beautiful inside out and someone who is very cute and clingy also very precious to me. There’s no one can replace someone like you <3

June 24 is a very special day for you !

Happy birthday <333

by evelyntriss November 23, 2021