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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant
ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial
by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008
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meat tab

A synonym for a clitoris. Name is derived from the tab like appearance of the clit. Comes in many shapes and sizes. A very large meat tab is commonly referred to as a meat cutlet.
I was playing with that meat tab for 3 hours and pulled it out.
by Babs59 August 4, 2014
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Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.
When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.
by Razor1979 May 9, 2012
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Meat Fart

When you pull your cock out of a girls ass and they fart.
"Damn I pulled my cock out of my girl's ass and she farted for like 30 seconds she had the meat farts."
by Double Bubble Baby Bear November 27, 2024
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Meat glue

A term for semen
Is that meat glue in your hair?
by JacksonRilla December 10, 2020
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Meat Sponge

When a gay man does anal sex and accepts all presenters and doesn’t discriminate.
He is a total meat sponge!
by LarryNash September 3, 2020
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