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Burning The Water 

1) When someone is terrible at something and they can't even do the simplest thing related.
2) When you ruined something that easy to do/understand.
1) "I heard Ori's father is terrible at cooking. He is literally burning the water."
2) "I almost burnt the water when trying to make my presentation!"
Burning The Water by Naxiye [2] September 10, 2025

Cut the water 

When life turns off the “flow” all at once, like every bill, glitch, and unexpected expense crashing down on the same day…leaving you standing there like, “Who shut off my blessings?”
My rent, car note, and Wi-Fi all hit on Friday, and my engine light came on. CUT THE WATER
Cut the water by Deacedeals September 25, 2025

He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water

Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.
Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”
Fountain with no water. by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Get it off the water tower

A colloquialism invented in prison used to denote when a debt won't be paid or a request won't be fulfilled.
James thinks that he's getting paid 20 dollars for that haircut. He better get it off the water tower.

Chumming The Water

Ejaculating Into a body of water to attract fish to catch.
Dude Tommy is chumming the water again? How many does he need to catch?
Chumming The Water by Johnsonjuicer February 27, 2026