balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

balls in a vice grip

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

by Devil421 November 26, 2003

A small Ginger

That is what I like to call my small Ginger friend she claims she's not ginger. (She is tho)

Mah fri3nd:*walks anywhere*
Me: *H1t2 H3d* lOl heNlo U is a small Ginger

by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019

i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

A tank garage

Female with an extaordinarily large vaginal opening.

I hope that dude knows he's about to park in a tank garage.

by Ted Bryson January 15, 2008

A lost gamer

A lost gamer is someone who plays so many games so often that they lost themselves within the games. Or it can mean someone who plays WAYY too much.

"Oh my god Karen! Alex turned into a lost gamer!"
"Guess we can't talk to him anymore"

by AlreadyLost April 15, 2019

Play a nice game of scrabble

To say that you are going to play or are playing nice game of scrabble is to, announce that you are going to take a nap or go to bed or you are already sleeping.

My grandfather decided to play a nice game of scrabble when instead of helping my grandmother

by SweetPicklesYeah July 20, 2018