The Middleburg Long Rifle

When a guy bends over and his woman grips his gear from underneath, with 3 finger around his satchel and her index finger on his wang and her thumb is pressed on his brown eye. When she pulls her index finger a pull like a trigger hew shouts "pew,pew,pew!"

Sophie used Jack like the middleburg long rifle.

by Leonard Jones February 28, 2026

Katiuska 《Middle<Middle * Name>Name》 Robles; The Habitational: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Katiuska 《Middle<Middle * Name>Name》 Robles; The Habitational: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025

Esperanza Middle School

A ghetto ass middle school in Maryland, Kids always vaping, Teachers are messy, People are rude

I hate attending Esperanza Middle School. Better then Spring Ridge though ....

by Gdfhyfcbnuyf February 24, 2025

Warriner Middle School

The worst place in the world

Warriner Middle School Sucks and is not a fun place to be

by Giggleshitz4000 March 4, 2025

mr madden

the best teacher on the planet. got me into standford, harvard, and more. he taught me to be a world class engineer! we get into the nitty gritty every day. very supportive, tells me to get into the nitty gritty. i thank him for getting me admitted into san Francisco state! the worlds greatest engineering teacher ever. and always, remember to clean up clean up everybody clean up

student 1: "do you have mr madden"
student 2: "yes, he's the best teacher ever! we love playing with toys in his class"

by mr madden #1 fan March 13, 2025

Holland Middle School

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.

Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.

by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025

The middle part

"Yeah, if you ignore that parts I stole and focus on the first part which wasn't plagiarism or copyright and didn't make me cry like a bitch (literally) got years and do this day and what he's doing now in response to the theft I'm doing..." ~ Not-A-Dr. Jordan Peterson

Hym "Yeah, the middle part where I outline what you would need to do and what you'd have to consider to create the current iteration of AI AND solved the problem of perception and wrote 'the Joker' and season 2 of Solar Opposites and Marc Maron's last stand up special and am the source material for dozens of shows and movies them maybe you can be convinced that Jordan Peterson isn't a fucking huckster and his would isn't just him perpetually misreading better thinker and selling an interpretation of the bible that is in no way commensurate with belief in a creator deity then yeah... Totally dawg."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2025