A school with too many kids who try to become popular by fistfighting and vaping in the bathrooms. All the white boys say the n word yet they were never given the pass. Every "quirky" girl walks in with iced coffee, a messy bun, oversized hoodies and makes tik toks. the stairs are impossible to walk up/down without tripping, and you need to fill out a whole pass just to leave the room. basically prison with a broken AC.
boy: yoooo bro stacy and rabecca got in a fight in the bathrooms cause rabecca stole her juul pod
boy2: yeah bro it's all over snapchat. can't believe it started on tik tok...
boy3: those holland middle school kids are crazy...
boy2: yeah bro it's all over snapchat. can't believe it started on tik tok...
boy3: those holland middle school kids are crazy...
by gary pa-pedo-zion April 10, 2019
the place where people vape in the bathrooms and get caught having weed in their lockers and make cringy ass tik toks when the teachers aren’t looking
by suck my peeen March 13, 2019
This is the school where kids vape, make tik toks,and hide their vape in the ceiling tiles in the bathroom. Our parents pay a ridiculous amount of money in taxes, yet we’re still stuck with these shitty teachers, and random ass TV’s in the hallways that don’t even have a clock on them, the one thing we actually need. All of the white kids here think that they’re so ghetto, and the sad part is they try and act like it. Most of these white kids are either rich, Russian, or both. Welcome to Holland Middle School.
Random Kid: Hey, did you just hear that white kid wearing Yeezys scream the n word??
Me: Yeah, he’s probably from Holland Middle School.
Me: Yeah, he’s probably from Holland Middle School.
by Bada-Bing-Bada-Boom May 9, 2019
Most of the kids here are too smart they take brain steriods. The remainders of the children that go here are either retards or vapists. This school is weird bc some of the jocks are smarts and some of the nerds are jocks. The pretty girls are the ones that are dumb and good at sports and the ones that wear dirty pajama pants and mockisins to school every day with the classy messy white girl bun. Most of the atheletic kids are assholes and popular. Theyre annoying and the think theyre gods. The atheletic boys are only interested in getting laid. This school is super rich and if u dont own an iPhone ur gonna get bullied. They spent a shit-load of money renovationg the school so it looks really pretty and rich. Tbh some of the kids here are actually good kids some of them are hotties and some of them are white bitches that need to stop saying the n word.
by Doggidoodoo May 25, 2019
Holland middle school is the place where big chungus smokes grass and was the place where mo bamba was made
by Big Chungus aka Samir January 5, 2019