THE FUCKENING

When you are in a good mood after finishing work, and you realise you have more left to complete.

Why is there more work!? Oh man it's THE FUCKENING.

by user923048234 May 30, 2024

Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.

“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”

by geekqueen June 2, 2024

Mario Fucker

An italian mother fucker, or someone that wants to fuck mario.

Bro, look at Marco over there. He's such a mario fucker.

by anonymous June 6, 2024

A fucker named levi

A boy who thinks he knows it all. He will touch himself to the thought of grown old men especially dudes who go by John.

girl 1: do you see that a fucker named levi over there? he is looking scrumptious!
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john

by Here cums day boieieie June 13, 2024

Nosey Fucker

Someone who sees a QR code and scans it, even though they have no idea what it links to.

Oh, so you saw this on a mug and decided you’d see what it was for, did you? Nosey fucker…

by No1Lils July 21, 2024

Mc'Fucker

A term typically used my a McDonalds employee to describe a displeased customer who is grossly overweight and probably shouldn't be eating McDonalds. But has the nerves to complain about the most minor inconvenience anyway, and wont just shut there fat ass mouth and be grateful for what they have.

I need a manager at the first window, we got a Mc'Fucker on our hands again

by GorditaCrunch August 1, 2024

Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024