In the attic

Said of a jew who hides or is generally ashamed of his heritage.

My friend Dan is totally in the attic. He never tells anyone he's Jewish, and the guy's middle name is Abraham for god's sake...

In the attic by Hoda March 8, 2009

FDSA Attack 

The act of personally or privately messaging someone in quick bursts, typing "fdsa" or "fdsafdsafdsa".

This method is known on AOL Instant Messenger, Yahoo! Instant Messenger, and MSN Messenger.

This is a frustrating act on the reciever who is interrupted by this attack as they are messaging another person.

Havasuhottiexxx: hey, you in tha mood to cyber????
KropDuster: Oh yeah.. i sure am baby…
Havasuhottiexxx: great.. I am Jasmine, a buxum 19 year old waiting for someone to take my virginity, doggystyle..
Havasuhottiexxx: I need you to give it to me!!
KropDuster: Oh yeah baby, I'm feeling ya all the way.. I am Mangler, a...

***New Chat Window***

TyPaige: fsdafasdfasdfasd
TyPaige: fsdffdsasdfasd
TyPaige: fsdafafdsaasd
KropDuster: fdsfsdadfs
TyPaige: fsdafasdfasdfasd
KropDuster: fdsfsda
TyPaige: I got you bitch!!
KropDuster: BAH!!
KropDuster: FUCK
TyPaige: Better luck next time, cum sneeze
TyPaige: So.. wut are you doin'??
KropDuster: ...

FDSA Attack by Ty Paige November 15, 2004

Maximum Attack 

To drive a rally car to its absolute limits. Traditionally used by Scandinavian car drivers whose first language isn't english to describe that they are driving as fast as they can, holding nothing back. Made popular recently by Canadian Rally Championship driver Sylvain Erickson.

"If Antoine is going to beat us by lots, then I will kiss his feet, because it was Maximum Attack." -Sylvain Erickson

Maximum Attack by adam4kq July 21, 2009

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

Attack Helicopter by E hates Q May 4, 2020

Atticus Ross 

The reason why Nine Inch Nails sounds like shit now. For further reference, consult the following: Hesitation Marks, Not The Actual Events, Add Violence, and Bad Witch

Chad: Hey man, wanna go to a NIN concert?
Jim: No thanks, their music sucks now thanks to Atticus Ross

Atticus Ross by Doktor Strangelove February 12, 2019

Flying Attack Porcupine 

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

Flying Attack Porcupine by anon June 13, 2004

the attic 

Def: Noun, The third floor, right side of Hook Hall at Elon University. The Attic is comprised of eight, good looking gentlemen who enjoy life's pleasures. Nights at the attic are meant for "broing out", or having a rediculous amount of women in a tight area. Also known as "the fratio", "hook 302", and even "not smith hall".

Girl #1: Hey, let's pick up guys outside of Smith Hall tonight!

Girl #2: No way, haven't you heard of the attic? The men up there actually have class.
.............................................

Bro #1: Dude, what is that flier doing on the tree?
Bro #2: Didn't you hear? Macy Gray s playing at the attic on friday night!

the attic by brodobaggins October 24, 2008