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alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.
1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"
by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007
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Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.
Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!
by johnny :'( December 1, 2011
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Slap-Sucker

A Slap-Sucker is a person who enjoy to watch slap-stick humor and toiler humor...
Their whole life is to laugh at somebody's misfortune...
People who are slap-suckers find South Park or Family Guy the highest form of entertaining...Everything other for them like reading books or going to theater is stupid and not fun...
by Sangvinix January 22, 2015
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Scotish slap

When u pull out u cum on your hand then slap her clit as hard as u can while ramming your pp in her ass then run
The man scotish slapped the blonde
by Lil scotish slap December 21, 2020
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Mud-slap

A sex maneuver that’s performed when a woman shits on a man’s divk and then the man proceeds to slap the woman with his shit dick
Yo man last night my and the lady performed the mud-slap.
by Noe12121212122 March 2, 2024
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Triple Slap

The act of slapping a person with one hand, then cock-slapping them immediately after and making their face return to the still outstretched first slapping hand.
“So this guy (HR) kept running his mouth at me about how I have to stop threatening my co-workers with cock smackings . I lost it and jumped onto his desk and gave him the ol’ Triple Slap and yelled ‘Bada Bing ya Goomba, it’s not a threat if ya do it!’’
by Vasquevos February 9, 2024
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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