Batter the Bean 

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

Batter the Bean by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

gash batter

the name given to the rather pungent smelling discharge from a woman's genitalia

she was standing so close to me that i could smell her gash batter

gash batter by jonny fu June 5, 2009

a better name than that 

A Better Name Than That or ABNTT is a team in the youtube show BFB with contestants : Tennis Ball, Blocky, TV, Grassy ,Robot Flower, Basket Ball, Golf Ball and 8 Ball. The team name is a mistake when golf ball said our team must have a better name than that.

a better name than that is my favourite team in bfb

a better name than that by Silken Healer October 26, 2019

Minecraft better than fortnite 

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

Minecraft better than fortnite by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. 

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

It's better to wah than to woosh 

It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!

Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*

It's better to wah than to woosh by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021