fake john sweeney 

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

fake john sweeney by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

blow john 

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

blow john by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

jimmy john 

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

jimmy john by The manliest November 17, 2017

jack/john 

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit

OMG, he is so Jack/John

jack/john by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018

The John Feeling 

Extreme Anxiety, or Laziness.

Don’t want to go to class, have the John feeling rn.

The John Feeling by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

thicc john 

A thicc John is a person with a outstandingly large ass.

Did you see him what a thicc John.

thicc john by Waspiswhy January 9, 2020

mar john

A person who has a lot of characteristics. That loves to care for his/her love ones. Someone who often cracks corny and nonsense jokes. A personality that's wholesome and extraordinary. That do things which suited them the best.

I wanted to have mar john for a lifetime.

mar john by Keiyn June 9, 2021