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floss like water 

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food
“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

“Did that burger floss like water?”
floss like water by Quandly December 25, 2022

Dirty Barrel Water 

Cody(masculine): DUDE this ellicottville single barrel whiskey has such great notes.

Steve(queer fem boy): I can’t believe you like dirty barrel water, ewww. (“Takes a sip of white claw”)

chop wood carry water 

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.

Pet-Dog-Water-Fish 

A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!

Obama Bath Water 

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)
Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

Brit in the Water 

A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids
Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water
Brit in the Water by StarBiscuit February 17, 2023