4 definitions by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY

Middle School

A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."

Or to sugar coat it for them

Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023

Child

A very annoying tiny human. That always distracts you and annoys the crap day and night.

This child.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY January 10, 2023

Child

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023