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trash fart 

When you walk into a room (most often the kitchen) and it's disturbingly obvious that someone just opened the trash lid, if only for a second, and let out a gas cloud of nastiness.

Usually this occurs when everybody in your shared apartment thinks it's someone else's job this month to change the kitchen trash bag.
Dude I just walked through the nastiest trash-fart in the kitchen! Who threw something away??

Man I think those girls left your party because I threw away my takeout boxes and the wretched trash-fart almost killed their friend.

If someone doesn't change the trashbag in this bitch soon, we're all gonna die from the trash farts! Whose month is it?
trash fart by sumpin_speshal August 15, 2009
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double fart 

A fart that was meant to be farted out once, but some of the odor is trapped in the ass so you need another fart to clear it all out.
I intended to fart after eating the BLT, but it became a double fart.
double fart by igonnafuajyama November 2, 2014
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phantom fart 

when you can feel a fart in your stomach but you just cant push it out
Joe: 'man i really need to fart' Tom: 'Push it out then' Joe: 'Nah its a phantom fart :('

lonesome fart 

a fart that the human race will never know the smell of, for nobody can smell their own fart. We will never have proof what it smells like. Does it smell bad? Does it smell like a garden of roses? Does it smell like cookie dough? The world will never know! Because when someone lets a lonesome fart pass between their buttcheeks nobody is around them to hear it. In other words, a lonesome fart is when you cut the cheese when nobodys around.
After the bean and burrito party had ended and all of the guests had left, Marissa let out a lonesome fart.
lonesome fart by Princess of Beans February 22, 2004

Pop-fart 

A sort of parody off 'Pop-tarts'...A flatulent that comes so fast it pops out of the toaster (Butt) with incredible ferocity.

"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Afflect's face off. Nice!"
Pop-fart by Melvin_Lover August 16, 2006

tongue punch your fart box 

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box
an AP Fart is short for Almost Poop fart. The kind where you fart and you can feel that the shit wants to come out so you quick clench your ass together to stop it. If you are brave, you fart again, which could lead to a shart.
"Dude, I just left an AP Fart...I gotta find a bathroom."
AP Fart by thedenster October 19, 2005