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wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.
The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.
by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
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Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
by duke1776 April 23, 2008
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Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.
Jessica Aba is wood bait.
by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009
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Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019
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morgan wood

The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
by boss9003 December 15, 2017
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felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case
ur such a felix wood
by wagone November 8, 2018
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Laying wood

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood
by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018
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