wiger

a white person that fits in the the black folk :)

chizzAPANTS is most def. a wiger :)

by chelsea hall September 30, 2005

wierd mike

sketchy kid on the second floor, inclined to watch lord of the rings with unhot alex. people are better frinds with his bowl than they are with him. every college has a wierd mike...find your own tonight!!

we met wierd mike from the second floor as we searched for the bathroom in a drunken stupor.

by eba weba December 28, 2003

wimer

1. Bounces on your bros.
2. Being overweight.
3. Being a bitch.
4. Claiming to be leaving to be laid, but in reality just being a bitch.
5. sand in your vagina.
6. claiming to hang out with your bros but just to bail.
7. Posing in your boxer briefs for other guys.
8. claiming to like other girls but secretly to love dick.
9. being mad at your friends for taking this to far.

1. You pullin a wimer, hit the sheets.
2. You think I'm doing a wimer, I would rather eat shit than do a wimer.
3. Pulling a wimer? Do not put that curse on me.
4. Contemplating whether or not to hang out with my boys or pull a wimer.
5. You pullin a wimer, eat shit.
6. I don't want that wimer.
7. Stop being such a fucking wimer.

by jrm123456789 October 19, 2011

rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

Beat by wifer

A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)

"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"

by zerk April 20, 2009

windshield wiper

When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.

Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.

by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009

waverly

One of the most wealthy communities in the well know howard county (a.k.a HoCo). This is the chillest place to live. The community was built in 1990 and they are planning on building till 2010. Where everyone lives in walking distance of eachother and have the most pimped out homes. Right down the street (walking distance) from the local pool,tenis courts, golf course(surrounds community), supermarket(weis),italian restaurant and sports cafe (manigas), hair salon (sheer brothers),of course celebree (kids learning center where the working parents drop off their children for around $200-300 a week, subway, nail sallon, and much much more. Many of these already loaded teens either work as life gaurds at the waverly pool, Mangias, celebree, subway or weis. This three neighbrohood community is made of the most expensive houses around, the town houses go for around $700,000 and up. Homes and town houses are filled with big screen plasma TVs, swimming pools,pool tables, own private moon bounces, recording studios, soda machines, and too many computers for one family. These are definetly where the most chill parties go down. Ussually every1 here is a prep and if you don't go to Mount Hebron High school (best lax in country woo!) then you're either switching to MRHS or go to a private school. In the day teens are chilling at their private pools,having lunch at mangias, getting your nails/hair done, working at the waverly shopping center, playing a litle bit of tennis at our private courts, chilling in the house infront of a huge tv/lap top,or golfing. Were mostly preps here. We've been told to have the most paceful, safest, and quietest places around. Making it fine to have a beer nad chill on the golf course with a couple friends. Night time is where you're either at a bon fire, chillingon the golf course, at a house party(doesn't happen much unless you're watching some1's house for them), getting messed up at waverly elementry, or taking a dip in your pool with some of the craziest preps you'll ever meet. If you live in waverly you're the shit. if you don't you most likely wish you lived here and prolly drive over here everyday to chill with these crazy kids.

"Waverly Woods is a great place to live, and yes i do live in a pimped out home!!!, MTV should put me on cribs!"-local teen
"i've never seen such a quiet neighbrohood like this in my life"-visiter
"yeah...i wish i lived there i'm going to move there."-visiter

by Wealthy Waverly Teen. August 15, 2005