weapons of ass destruction 

A really big dildo/butt plug

ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart

weapons of ass destruction by Arse Ferret of Doom September 29, 2003

weapons of mass production 

How our brilliant president tries to say weapons of mass destruction

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."

weapons of mass production by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004

Heavy Weapons Guy 

The Heavy Weapons Guy is a defensive class in the hit game, Team Fortress 2. His weapons are the Natasha, a high powered chaingun that fires custom 2 cartridges, the Sasha, a smaller version that slows enemies, a shotgun, a sandvich, which heals 120hp, fists, and his KGB (Killing Gloves of Boxing)

His main purpose is to be an iron curtain, standing on control points and spraynig wildly at opponents who dare to get near. He is most deadly when paired with a medic to boost his health.

In context it can mean that someone is Russian, Brutish, Fat, or someone who like large weapons

Dude, that guy is such a heavy weapons guy!

I know...I saw him playing at the shooting range with a 50 cal rifle.

Heavy Weapons Guy by Raziel Hotokashi December 19, 2008

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.

Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by Bob L July 3, 2003

weapons grade 

(adj.)
a.) amazing, spectacular, above ordinary.
b.) better than sex

person 1: check out my girlfriend over there!
person 2:shit dude, that stuuc is weapons grade ugly

weapons grade by ma jones May 18, 2004

switch weapons in real time 

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.

In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.

switch weapons in real time by Wise Penguin November 10, 2008

weapons of minor destruction 

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

weapons of minor destruction by Airwalker October 2, 2003