flax seeds

grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.

my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

weapons of mass production

How our brilliant president tries to say weapons of mass destruction

"They are in possessions of weapons of mass production..."

by tinkerbelll May 22, 2004

barth

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

CHINCHILLA

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
jesuschristalmighty omifuckingod hahahahahahahahh

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

barthy and his chinchillas

by tinkerbelll September 07, 2004

so fuck you

something that i say a lot. somehow its funny, and it makes absolutely no sense.

It's pronounced in a very particular way, with the so and fuck connected and the accent on F-U.

dadar: Do your homework. Wash the dishes. Walk the dog. Clean your room. Blah-blah-blah-bitchitty-bitchy-blah.

me: So fuck you.

by tinkerbelll September 01, 2004

pamela anderson

a disgusting, freak of nature barbie doll-come-to-life with disporportionately large tits, a skanky face, and the most atrotious hair in the world. does this creature not have any pride? i have no idea why men want to fuck her when it is so obvious that everything about her is plastic, but then again i am a girl so how would i know.

pamela's breast implants popped, and she will die. this is the truth, and i think it is funny.

by Tinkerbelll February 22, 2004

aww

An expression of endearment, or when you feel like something is cute/sweet/touching/whatever

Something you have to say when you read this definition of dad. So sweet.

Me: Aww that song made me cry

Tyler: You're such a pussy

by tinkerbelll July 03, 2004

stuv

any reference to a cat.

Ow! My fucking stuv scratched me!

by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004