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Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015
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Dizzy Wanker

When a person is being a twat it makes them a dizzy wanker
by Sideburn Sid March 18, 2020
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wankers chat

the worst and best group chat to exist. terrifying and full of mentally ill gays. a bunch of kpoppies, parxies, and emos. tends to defy human logic and should be sued for causing mental, emotional, and psychological damage.

consists of:

I'm not supposed to name people wtf yall know who you are anyways theres almost 30 of us
"Hey have you heard of the wankers chat?"
"yes and i want nothing to do with it"
by walmartshoppingcart June 29, 2021
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Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.
That guy has a wankers' hatrick
by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017
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water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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Disney wanker

Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to
That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker
by Sex vibe July 18, 2018
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wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.
"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."
by Yigman April 16, 2019
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