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vagina smacks

The sound your vagina makes when your walking.
Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.
by Ericka May 30, 2006
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vagina wig

On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?

A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.
Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?
by nikkopotamus March 5, 2009
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purple vagina

1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.

2) Sexual frustration.
Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!
by Brown Eyed Girl May 28, 2005
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Vagina

Vagina is the gateway to paradise and heaven or could be the gateway to child support and depression. You never know, so becareful guys and now you may "Enter the Dragon." Wait, fuck the dragon and "Enter the Vagina." Much better.
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by Grand Master Cocky December 8, 2009
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vagina punch

a powerful punch right into the vagina.
*finish her* "VAGINA PUNCH!!!" *fatality*
by vageenaahh August 17, 2008
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whiskey vagina

The female version of being too drunk to fuck. Girl is too intoxicated to be turned on by any throbbing cock, even by Kelly Slater.
She was drunk enough to go home with him, but whiskey vagina let her down.
by E block beezies March 4, 2008
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Penis-Vagina-Cock

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.
Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009
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