Turding

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.

Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer camp evening.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários March 21, 2025

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

Turding

To poop

I got this friend at school. He’s a boy. He goes into the bathroom and sees a turd in the urinal and then he sees the guy that turded. And then the guy goes into a stall and keeps turding…

by Fr@nkTheT@nk February 17, 2026

Turdical

A whimsical turd.

A person who uses whimsy in an annoying manner, possibly on purpose.

My wife is a turdical.

On seeing someone who is singing and dancing in a clearly annoying manner, one should proclaim "turdical"

by Keo Von Strudelpants April 26, 2025

Tardis

Tardis is my illegitimate love child who happens to be a lil’ touched in the head…

“Tardis!!! Look alive ‘cuz right now you’re just a trip Dr. Who…”

by Pushmataha April 29, 2025

Tardising

When the interior can't physically match the exterior dimensions of a model or set.

The interior floor holes of the millennium falcon are totally tardising

by anonymous June 16, 2025

Tardising

When the set can't physically match up with the model or exterior set in anyway.

Those smuggler holds on the millennium falcon are totally tardising theirs like only an inch or two under those floors

by Mike Colt June 16, 2025