Thanks, I got them from a unicorn 

"I like your boots" is code in the LGBT community for, "I think your hot, are you gay too?". The appropriate response (if the answer to the question I "yes") is "Thanks, I got them from a unicorn". This is based off a line from the movie Love, Simon, in which a character says "I like your shoelaces" and another responds with "Thanks, I got them from the President".

"Hey, how you doin? I like your boots."
"Really? Thanks, I got them from a unicorn."

Thanks, I got them from a unicorn by Pseudonym12112211122211112222 January 16, 2021

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think 

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

christianing them down 

The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.

They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.

Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.

Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.

Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!

christianing them down by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009

fuck them all 

chiguen a su madre todos (Mexicano)

en un partido de futboll va perdiendo tu equipo por que estan jugando muy mal y dices fuck them all

fuck them all by rajuelite October 28, 2013

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!!

The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends agian with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend agian. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.

Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!

Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!

Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!

I Plain, Just, Don't CARE About Them!!! by They Are Dead To Me June 24, 2005

National tell your crush you like them day 

This is your day everyone! Tell them you like them! It could end in something wonderful.

You can do it!

Boy: ummm... I have to tell you something...
Girl: what is it?
Boy: I like u. A lot.
Girl: I like you too...

Hey! It’s national tell your crush you like them day! DO IT!

National tell your crush you like them day by YesBroDude280828 November 13, 2020

Pass Them Cheeks 

- means one person asking another person for sex. or to makeout and or hook up.

Hey Maria, Pass Them Cheeks?

Pass Them Cheeks by theo1220 November 9, 2010