Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.

Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

chats tears

Ranboo's chats tears after lore stream Sadge

You can see chats tears after they see ":)"

by BeeMyBeloved May 9, 2021

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

spanish tears

Spanish tears are drops of cum dripping down the thighs after a creampie.

Ugh get me a tissue ive got Spanish tears.

by Gobjob December 28, 2018

true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022