stripper's wallet

When a person's wallet is filled with mostly singles, like a stripper's wallet would be.
Person 1: Lets grab something to eat.
Person 2: I might not have enough money, I have a stripper's wallet right now.
by TheLegendIsRedBaron April 01, 2014
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Stripper Angel

A cop who the strippers think is looking out for them, but is actually trying to arrest them and their Johns.
Cherry thanked Courntey for being a Stripper Angel, even though Courtney jsut wanted to 10-55 that ass.
by lord torgo December 05, 2019
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Stripper Illusion

Someone’s bust and bum are so big that it makes the tummy area look smaller or nonexistent.

This is named after the exotic dancers because most of them have these features.
She has a fupa, it’s the stripper illusion.
by GhettoMaryMary May 12, 2020
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Candy Stripper

A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
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stripper gravy

When a stripper has diarrhea in the middle of a dance.
I looked up at the stage and saw the stripper sitting in her own stripper gravy. I threw her a dollar bill out of pitty.
by Funlady February 05, 2020
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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transit stripper

A stripper that moves from her hometown to strip somewhere else so she doesn't get caught by her family or man
"Did you hear that Jessica moved to Miami?"
“She's a transit stripper. Before that she stripped in Tampa.”
"What a hoe."
by JaciMac May 11, 2015
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