bike stealing day

It's on June 20th that everybody is allowed to steal bikes

Hey let's be like the polish and steal some bikes, on bike stealing day

by Bikestealer27 June 20, 2018

jada stallings

Jada Stallings is an amazing girl sometimes she can be very rude when she feels but she is always seen taking care of her friends. she really likes to talk about her self but is also understanding and is an amazing person to talk to.

Jada Stallings is really funny

by hajkkfmsocnns October 21, 2018

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019

no stealing september

you can’t steal anything from a store or anyone so y’all better get ready😎

Bob:yo imma go rob this store

Joe: didn’t you hear it’s no stealing september

by thatkid-milez December 3, 2019

tyler stallings

The shortest motherfucker who has a perm and never gets girls. Only plays video and with a slight rat tail. Saying tyler has a one inch wonder would be generous.

Wow Tyler Stallings really never grew since 5th grade.

Did Tyler Stallings just get his perm redone today?

by BenMyerburg42069 January 30, 2020

Sign stealing scandal

A diversion for some of the elite to keep people focused on baseball scandals instead of the people who are taking their (the fans) money.

The sign stealing scandal got the attention of a lot of people, it distracted them from what the elite who are not part of any sports organization were doing with their money, and with their own time.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2020

Sign stealing scandal

A bunch of drama created to get people talking about and paying attention to baseball again, to get better TV ratings.

If TV ratings were good, nobody would hear anything about a sign stealing scandal.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020