Awkwardly positioning yourself over a toilet, a trash receptacle, or passed-out party-goer to muck the baby batter splatter out of your fuck holes.
You taste like my brother! GROSS! Why didn't you at least pop a Sorority Squat in the bushes on the way over!?
by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020
there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.
by snivert March 30, 2007
When someone tries to steal someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend. Its called a swoop and squat and it can cost your insurance company thousands of dollars in damages.
by rohanstanford February 09, 2007
A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.
by GuyWithWalletContaining Jack Squat September 20, 2003
by AyStyle April 12, 2015
by The JDawg May 14, 2007
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