sexy shawns meat

the juiciest and most throbbing salami

'woah he has some Juicy sexy meat'
'yeah not as sexy as sexy shawns meat though
'wow Louise must be one lucky wife'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

shawn payne

a shawn payne is a player and a jerk. most boys are jealous of his skills to play girls. is extremely strong and attractive, and usually takes advantage of that. is also very cold-hearted. a shawn payne usually falls for attention whores.

man, i wish i was a shawn payne.
UGH ! hes such a shawn payne.
dont trust him, hes shawn payne'ing you.

by imsofresh. October 31, 2010

Shawn Mendes

A male that every girl dreams of having and most likely ruin your relationships with girls. He is a waste of time to listen to I would rather be listening to dogs pooping on my floor.

Oh look its shawn mendes. He is a waste of time to listen to and he stole my girl what a cunt.

by Tsm fable February 5, 2019

shawn mendes

A guy that’s very ugly and makes terrible music. he also has a tiny dick. #shootthemendesarmy

omg! shawn mendes makes me wanna kms

by yourmummy May 23, 2019

showned

When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".

I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.

by Ashley P. March 19, 2008

Shawn

Pig headed narcissistic bastard. Treats the women he "loves" like trash and calls them the worst things that could come to ones mind. Has a holier than thou complex. A raging alcoholic with anger issues. Doesn't care about anyone but himself. A lying ASSHOLE!

SHAWN IS A DICK

by Soon to be ex wife April 4, 2019

Shawn Thomas

When u try to pull out but end up cuming inside

Jeff just pulled a Shawn Thomas

by Jimmy Gimmy Dat Gllizzy November 8, 2022