Spicy McJenkins

When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.

i got a spicy mcjenkins last night and that bitch drank all my milk

by chip jr. May 21, 2006

Spicy Texas

The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).

We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.

by FluidMechanics January 19, 2010

Spicy Penis

A penis that tastes spicy, can also be seasoned with various spices.

Damn! That girl really liked my spicy penis!

by Prendy March 5, 2010

spicy memes

Spicy memes that are funny but are only seen once briefly, contrary to a saucy meme which is reoccurring. but spicy memes can come from saucy memes and vise versa.

Oh golly gee those sure were some spicy memes u showed me.

by just.a.memer November 13, 2016

Spicy Pineapple

The act or circumstance that causes a woman to go into labor. This is whatever a woman is doing immediately before she begins to go into labor.

Well wisher - Congratulations. So what was the spicy pineapple?

Proud Mother - A rerun of Dirty Jobs. The one where he's cleaning dump trucks.

by Rupert.Durden December 23, 2010

Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

Spicy Freedom

The freedom your pitts get after wearing Old Spice Komodo.

Person A: Man your pitts smell like exoctic winds and spicy freedom.

Person B: Yeah, i'm using Old Spice Komodo

by Spicyfreedomsexmonkey July 9, 2011