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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.
Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...
by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017
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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
That old rooster cock scott is at it again
by The wish master March 22, 2021
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Rooster Thief

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
by anonymous November 19, 2022
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the young rooster

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
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Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.
Jacket the Rooster man is a gnarly sociopath.
by Professor_Luka June 10, 2018
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rooster bags

Bitch I bet ur here reading this. ANSWER US IN THE GROUP CHAT.
by The real Donald Dick September 28, 2022
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