Riley

Doing some stupid shit

we locked ourselves out of the dorm. Pulled a real Riley there.

by TacoREBellion April 15, 2020

Riley

Big

Lebron 16

Is that riley

Yeah but shouldn't he get a newer 2k than NBA 2K6

by keejan the man April 29, 2020

Riley

Riley is a guy who is iconic, but, he also had a crush on this beautiful girl named Natania that lasted a long time.

"Yo, did you see Riley today?"
"Ya, he looks fine"

by fa.kiko May 1, 2020

Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.

One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch

by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020

Riley

A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.

"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"

by Al-an May 11, 2020

Riley

Fat chode with the gayest haircut you have ever fucking seen

He has 300 bags of junk food in his locker and is basically a walking foam ball.

"Look at riley, what a fat chode"
"He is probably going to die of diabetes"

by Pseudo in your mums house May 31, 2020

Riley

A diplamaldikat made by a holy herb smelling cockroach sandwiched in between a tater tot that got shoved up someones butthole and shot out their nose, and a handkerchief made of dyed eyelashes, which is very itchy.

Guys look! My aglet turned into a Diplamaldikat! No, wait, it's a RIley!
Wow!

by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020