Definitions by Jeremiathois

diplamaldikat 

On the edge of the shoelace where the aglet usually goes, a diplamaldikat will impersonate it, but it is actually a cockroach fart and not an aglet. It can be much more useful than the aglet.

Oh dear god, Jeremiathois, there's a Diplamaldikat on my show again!

diplamaldikat by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

Rakadia 

Its when horses run specifically 20 kilometer and they start to get white foam in between there butt cheeks.

Oh! Not again, Zephyr! Guys, Zephyr has got Rakadia again!

Rakadia by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid 

Mipha's Grace from Zelda Botw :)

Gosh dang it! I used my Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid fighting a friggin red hinox! A RED HINOX!

Big Baby's Boo Boo Bandaid by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

scout

A cute kitten.

Scout is a cute kitten.

scout by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

Riley 

A diplamaldikat made by a holy herb smelling cockroach sandwiched in between a tater tot that got shoved up someones butthole and shot out their nose, and a handkerchief made of dyed eyelashes, which is very itchy.

Guys look! My aglet turned into a Diplamaldikat! No, wait, it's a RIley!
Wow!

Riley by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020

Timre 

The tiny lumps on your knees.

Dude: Oh jesus! My Timre are so big! Help! Help!
Other dude: Calm down! Mine are smaller and you probably have some sort of disease.
Dude: How is that supposed to calm me?!

Timre by Jeremiathois June 12, 2020