The Hidden Valley Ranch

The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.

Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.

comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.

by Dr. Schevenko May 14, 2011

the ranch

The everything that matters to you.


One's home or hangout.

"He bet the ranch"

"We are all doing fine down here at the ranch."

by Fifi Trixabelle April 10, 2004

the ranch

n. the house, the crib, the place where you hang your hat.

Let's head back to the ranch.

by fizzle April 1, 2004

The ranch

Going elsewhere.

Send them to the ranch

by Bananapanana November 8, 2019

Dude Ranch

A horse riding ranch where gay dudes can ride each other bareback...

I'm gonna get some serious dude at the dude ranch.

by HammyBeaverWeaver September 3, 2018

Dab Of Ranch

When a person drinks a shot of nut

Khamari is weird asf he had a dab of ranch off Lawrence last night

by H0rnygirl June 18, 2021

goat ranch

a racial slur used to describe a bunch of mountain-folk trying to work in a messed up situation

"this place looks like a goat ranch" or "hurry and get here, it's really a goat ranch"

by goatrancher August 14, 2006